Jimmy Allen, Herr Magus Stryx, this letter is for you.
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR LONG POINTLESSLY WORDY POSTS? For the last decade you have spent hours to days of wasted time and effort writing these tirades about how so-and-so have 'done you wrong' and now I look on your many stupid sites and find nothing more than just some recent rubbish. It is lengthy yes, but gradually so. Are you losing your narcissistic fire and egotistical vigor dude? Now it takes more time, and probably ten times the effort to write your accusations and libel, while in the past you spit those things out like...well crazy. Your most recent stuff on your adaok.org (and related sites) was many days in process to 'complete'. Usually you churn these steaming piles of crap out throughout the day or night, typing like a maniac, but not so and this is weird to us.
On your 'Beyond War' site you added the long explanation (in your mind) on why and how the 'Space Vampire' in your setting is sooooooo great and wonderful, and that must have depleted your mental resources doing it. In earlier years you made your rants and insane tirades in no time, and many of them on many sites, and now you are barely doing 1% of that. What happened dude? Even though you are still an insane nut and preach the same delusional garbage, but you are not even achieving the same tempo anymore with it. Is there some reason you are slowing down? Something that we don't know about?
Are you working those loading docks again at Wallyworld? Is that taking all of your time? Because we know that any important CEO of multiple companies must dirty his hands working among the common people to make his/her money, right? You have been either working double-time with Oompa Loompa to make those Child Support payments and finish the $6,000, or you are playing on your computer games all of the time. One of the two is going on, there isn't much in your world going on, we know.
You used to apologize for your wordiness, and try to explain how you are so intelligent and must write in such a way that it is difficult for others to 'keep up' with it, when in reality, you are admitting that your crap makes no sense and isn't logical. People can't wade through it because it is so poorly done. Sure, your grammar is alright in places, but you abuse your words and how to present them, and assume that you are sounding intelligent (when you are not). People, generally, don't have time to translate your crap dude, they don't. It would be far more intelligent to write something that is acceptable and easy to read, and still be intelligent sounding as well. It isn't impossible (look at this that you are now reading for example).
It used to be that every morning after I wake up, I would get my coffee, the newspaper online and your sites and have a good laugh, but now I check your sites and there is little to nothing new there. No new conspiracies or accusations, or incriminations dude, what the hell? Sure, you recently added a little to the old spin, but little more. There are no more 'Allen Laws' or other megalomaniacal sites anymore, you took them down after years and that leaves us wondering why? Why the change of strategy, if it is in fact such a thing? Reading your long and tedious posts online do pay off for us because they are so humorous. It is like a LONG joke just to get to the punchline, and we always laugh when we do. Some days we can't stop laughing and do so for days at a time. Now, we do so in a small way and it doesn't take so long. You are better than any Sitcom or comic dude, you really are, and we miss that.
Dude, bring it back!
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