Monday, August 12, 2013

We Remember It Well...


I Think The Truth Here is Evident.


What A Baby!


40 Years Later and We Are STILL Waiting...


Aliens Dude...Yep.


Shape-Shifting Metrosexual Knife Wielding Sexually Confused Robots of the 21st Century!


In our earnest efforts to keep in business dealing with the tough world of Sci-Fi gaming, we will strive to create a completely original and extensive story-line for the Beyond War universe...or what is left of it really. It has been plundered and is now just a dry husk, but from its pieces we will be making complex story-arcs that feature the Space Vampires and their planet bound minions, the 'Shape-Shifting Metrosexual Knife Wielding Sexually Confused Robots of the 21st Century'.


We will try to keep it free from too many pornographic images but with such a title as this, how could that be done? Mr. Allen will be amazed at the stunning skill and complexity of this story and about how 'He-That-Walks-Through-Walls' drifts from world to world, traveling with his robotic hordes in search of their sexual identity. It will be epic and unlike ANY Sci-Fi seen ever before, guaranteed! There isn't any socialist media here, not like what Mr. Allen tries to tell himself that is behind the popular Sci-Fi productions today, no way! This is Beyond War as it was meant to be, a homoerotic adventure in deep space!

STAY TUNED FOR MORE!

The ONLY LEGALLY LICENSED FIRM Dudes!


Mr. Einstein in Ada, forever scared that his lame imagination will be plundered and profited from is trying to secure his 'trade secrets' with his Beyond Bore...I mean War. He has claimed many things, and now he is saying that there is a license involved in the sale and distribution of his Game-That-Has-Never-Been-Made? We would like to see that license dude, can you post it online to prove it? Please? Here is his claim (we posted it earlier from his 'Beyond War' site:

Raccoon Technologies Incorporated remains the ONLY LEGALLY LICENSED FIRM to sell or solict the Beyond War video game, and claims to the contrary are frauds related a child concealment for perpetual injury and extortion of the joint managing conservator in the State of Oklahoma, now spanning 12 years this August 11 2013. Efforts to claim a fraudulent sale of the intellectual property for $250,000 USD were part of a 2012 fraud in context to threats of murder sent to our office.

See here is the problem. There is NO product so-named legally 'Beyond War', not its components, or various aspects anywhere. There are NO legal documents stating this is the brain-child of a James Arnold Allen, or by his 'companies'. Nowhere online can we find it. It isn't registered or documented as being in his possession. Added to this, the claim that it is worth $250,000! We have raised this issue up before and had no answers by him. How can something so imaginary and never made be worth THAT amount of money we wonder? His computer and its accessories hardly amount to $5,000, so where is he coming up with that figure? Not even my equipment at CrypTease Studios comes to that cost, and we are a REAL business. In fact in our last two quarters we have made twice the amount we invested in the company initially, and that is how it SHOULD BE. 

As for his criminal accusations....yawn. We have heard this before and it is such old news that we just skip passed it when we read it. We ALL know that no one did these things Jimmy so stop your propaganda and libel ok? Oh and there were no 'efforts' to sell your intellectual property, it already was sold, all of it, down to the names to two companies, but you know that now don't you?